I'm a Lucky Man

My wife is the sexiest woman on the face of this planet.

We invited Julie over for dinner the other night

We were sampling bourbons and pretending to be professional bourbon critics. My wife, at one point, took a sip and said, “It tastes like cherry and oak, with an earthy finish. And I detect a hint of …” she paused for dramatic effect, swishing the taste a little in her mouth “… cunt!”

We all laughed, but I noticed Julie looked at my wife in a different way after that. A certain glassy-eyed gaze, with a bit of a flare to her nostrils, like she couldn’t quite catch her breath.

  • 16 June 2011
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